810 – Funnies

Jimmy Kimmel reports on President Bush’s Lyme symptoms: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=73e_1187112298

  • The way I clean my house is with a sweeping glance.
  • If I’m smiling all the time it’s because I can’t comprehend a word you’re saying.
  1. People call at 7 pm. And ask, “Did I wake you?”
  2. You can’t remember how to turn the shower off.
  3. You get winded playing chess.
  4. You look forward to a dull evening.
  5. When all the pharmacists and lab workers in town know you on a first name basis.
  •  As a Lymie was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, “Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on I-15. Please be careful.””Hell, ” said Herman, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: